





Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2010
6-9 & 13-17 April, Young & Jacksons Hotel, upstairs at Chloe's Bar

Here we are outside Melbourne Town Hall, spreading the gospel of all natural bodybuilding. I apologise that the photos are blurry, but we were moving so fast the camera couldn't keep up. It's important to keep moving fast when you're not lifting weights, to keep your muscles warm. If you let them cool down, you have to waste valuable lifting time at your next workout warming them up again.
Moo thinks I need to be more aggressive when posing. Mr Natural is about being as natural as possible and nature isn’t always nice. Here we are training hard outside in the extremely harsh nature. It might look lush, but those agaves can be quite spiky! And the banana plants didn't even have any bananas. Moo also told me about how in ancient Sparta parents would leave a new-born baby outside for a night, exposed to the elements. If it survived it had the makings of a warrior. Last night I sat outside my house naked, intending to stay there all night. Unfortunately the family next door arrived home late and well.... I guess some people just aren’t ready for truly natural men.
